Wed-06-Jan-2010, 02:01 AM
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Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's willy's thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he wont wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the loo, the garden and the kitchen!
I pray this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Wanker you sent me instead!!
Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's willy's thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he wont wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the loo, the garden and the kitchen!
I pray this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Wanker you sent me instead!!
Amen.
